After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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