Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single