As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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