Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i think i have herpe
just one?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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