I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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