yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
That's when you crack a 10am beer
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat