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(303): View more from Colorado

do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???

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(303): do u usually make out with people before telling them your name??? http://tfl.nu/ocp0

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(601): View more from Mississippi

ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?

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yes

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did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?

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(601): ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest? (1-601): yes (601): did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me? http://tfl.nu/1ahx

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(925): View more from California

just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)

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(925): just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :) http://tfl.nu/2ogg

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(301): View more from Maryland

I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.

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How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?

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Salt in an open wound right now.

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(301): I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job. (704): How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore? (301): Salt in an open wound right now. http://tfl.nu/m9a1

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(928): View more from Arizona

She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.

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(928): She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry. http://tfl.nu/gi6e

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(954): View more from Florida

I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday

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(954): I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday http://tfl.nu/q72i

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(770): View more from Georgia

My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester

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(770): My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester http://tfl.nu/20yd

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(319): View more from Iowa

Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?

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(319): Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best? http://tfl.nu/g5yt

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(714): View more from California

I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA

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(714): I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA http://tfl.nu/vx5m

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?

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(262): I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!? http://tfl.nu/rfa8

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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.

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(850): I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25. http://tfl.nu/pimr

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly

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seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter

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(774): who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly (413): seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter http://tfl.nu/tftx

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight

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(423): Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight http://tfl.nu/dc8d

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(301): View more from Maryland

Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call

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(301): Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call http://tfl.nu/0acs

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(905): View more from Ontario

I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me

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(905): I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me http://tfl.nu/yn4j

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