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(617): View more from Massachusetts

yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

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(206): View more from Washington

That's when you crack a 10am beer

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(206): View more from Washington

We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.

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(214): View more from Texas

How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

we'll go far in life on tits alone.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?

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(330): View more from Ohio

he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..

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(859): View more from Kentucky

His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat

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