check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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