There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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