i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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