Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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