in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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