Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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