I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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