Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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