NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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