Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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