I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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