I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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