I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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