he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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