HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Me. At least after what I've been through.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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