Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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