He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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