There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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