If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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