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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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