Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?