8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You know, be my cock's hype man.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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