I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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