i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
birth control should be required to get into college
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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