i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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