i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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