mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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