So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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