I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Pants are for mortals
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
