playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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