Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
how do flat chested girls get laid?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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