Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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