The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?