didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.