Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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