She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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