Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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