What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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