There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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