Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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