I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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