gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I am mentally ready for anal.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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