I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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