I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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