The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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